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Saw the article below on Bluesky and felt the irritation that almost always accrues when scrolling through social media. But this irritation was really specific. Demanding a historically accurate version of a myth is like trying to find the zip code of Ásgarð. It misconceives the whole enterprise of storytelling. It Must Be Stopped.

screenshot of the Cracked article linked in the caption: “FAMILY GUY had more accurate Greek armor than Christopher Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY.” Image is a scene from FAMILY GUY with the characters in ancient Greek drag.
https://www.cracked.com/article_45570_family-guy-had-more-accurate-greek-armor-than-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey.html

This got me thinking about maps in fantasy novels, because that was one way to avoid useful work.

Maps are really not as necessary for fantasy novels as people sometimes pretend, although I sympathize with readers who want to know how you get from the Lantern Waste to Ettinsmoor, etc. As a rather shifty storyteller, I’d prefer not to be pinned down if I can avoid it. (I always cite Melville on this point: “It is not down on any map. True places never are.”)

But I really resist the modern tendency to make fantasy maps follow modern standards of cartography and geology. That’s like insisting that the Fellowship of the Ring should have taken public transit from Rivendell to Mordor.

Conventions of maps vary from culture to culture, and they often don’t look familiar to us at all. In this context I often have occasion to think of this medieval model:

The Isidorean (and Snorrian) mappa mundi after an illustration in a manuscript in the Bayerische Staatsbibliotek, Munich.The image depicts the known world as a circle divided in half by a line of water labelled Tanais (the Don) running from the center northwards, and Nilus (the Nile) running from the center soutwards. The upper (Eastern) half of the map is labelled ASIA. The lower half is divided by a line of water marked MEDITERRANEUM (the Mediterranean). The northwestern corner is labeled EVROPA and the south west quarter is labelled AFRICA.

Or a late-Roman map, the Tabula Peuteringeriana.

Plus, there’s no reason to suppose that a fantasy world was formed along scientific principles. Imposing contemporary standards of geology onto fantasy worlds makes fantasy into a subgenre of science fiction, whereas the reverse is obviously true.

If people want to write a kind of mundane fantasy with low or no magic, that can obviously be done and has been done with great success. Pratt’s The Well of the Unicorn is a celebrated example. (Magic exists in the world of the book, but it reads like a historical novel for an imaginary world.)

scan of a map of the imaginary countries in Pratt's THE WELL OF THE UNICORN. It's decorated with various ships in the watery areas and the disembodied head of a wind god.
Rafael Palacios’ map for Pratt’s The Well of the Unicorn
“Are mountains really distributed like that on a real landscape?
How big are those ships, really?
Are we supposed to believe there’s really a giant disembodied head
blowing up a gale over that sea?”

This isn’t an obligation built into the genre, though. Like everything in an imaginary world, maps, the type of maps, or even the mappability of the world should be a deliberate choice on the part of the worldmaker, not something just thrown in because that’s the way it’s done, or to satisfy specious notions of accuracy.

Let us close with a hymn from the sacred texts.

“What’s the good of Mercator’s North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?”
So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
“They are merely conventional signs!”
—Lewis Carroll,
The Hunting of the Snark

Mirrored from Ambrose & Elsewhere.

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Seen on Bluesky.

I’m guessing that “until it gets a bit better at this AI thing” ≈ forever

a post by Geoffrey Fowler on Blueskytext reads: "This is my periodic rant that Apple Intelligence is so bad that today it got every fact wrong its AI a summary of @washingtonpost.com news alerts."It's wildly irresponsible that Apple doesn't turn off summaries for news apps until it gets a bit better at this AI thing."Accompanying image: a screenshot of an Apple Intelligence news summary from the Washington Post. Test reads: "Pete Hegseth fired; Trump tariffs impact inflation; Pam Bondi and Marco Rubio confirmed." None of those are actual news events on the given day (1/15/2025).
https://bsky.app/profile/geoffreyfowler.bsky.social/post/3lfsep7n4322l

Mirrored from Ambrose & Elsewhere.

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Remembered belatedly that I have a Medium account. I have to say, I’m making quite a splash over there. I may be more than Medium. Possibly Extra Large.

screenshot of a series of notifications on a Medium account: "Unknown userDeleted userstarted following youApr 28, 2024Unknown userDeleted usersubscribed to get your stories via emailApr 28, 2024Unknown userDeleted userstarted following youApr 17, 2024Unknown userDeleted usersubscribed to get your stories via emailApr 17, 2024Unknown userDeleted userstarted following youApr 4, 2024Unknown userDeleted usersubscribed to get your stories via emailApr 4, 2024"
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Mirrored from Ambrose & Elsewhere.

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“To assert dignity is to lose it.” Nero Wolfe in Stout’s The League of Frightened Men.

One might say the same thing about “masculine energy”.

screenshot of a Bloomberg storyimage of Mark Zuckerbergtext reads: Zuckerberg Says Most Companies Need More “Masculine Energy” Mark Zuckerberg lamented the rise of "culturally neutered" companies that have sought to distance themselves from "masculine energy,"

Mirrored from Ambrose & Elsewhere.

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